I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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