I think I won the penis lottery.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize