so that wasnt chicken after all
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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