Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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