Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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