Me too!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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