i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
