whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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