We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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