Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
