Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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