do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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