If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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