mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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