i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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