He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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