they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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