Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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