so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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