Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Randomize
