Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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