it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
What drink are we having for lunch?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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