quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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