I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
