She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize