Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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