Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
one two three fourrrrnication!
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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