you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
