Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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