just come out here and I will go home with you...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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