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I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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