you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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