dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish i was in the wii world.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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