I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
