i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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