Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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