He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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