a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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