I must be too annoying 4 u.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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