My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Randomize
