walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dick very happy bro
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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