Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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