saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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