So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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