Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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