Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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