Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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