if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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