So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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