i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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