But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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