he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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