You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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