i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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