similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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