How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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