GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
this boner is exhausting
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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